I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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