I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I want to make a zoo with you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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