I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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