a queef is a wish your heart makes.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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