sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't deserve a penis
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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