Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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