let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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