dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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