So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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