but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Damn victory sex feels great
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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