Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You know, be my cock's hype man.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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