you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish I only lived at night.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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