To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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