Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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