i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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