Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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