why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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