In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize