You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
