Do you still have your period?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
