8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think your dad took our porno
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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