hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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