what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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