Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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