so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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