I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
what is it with giant penises always finding me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You ruined the universe
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
