wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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