Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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