omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Still dying that you shit outside
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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