Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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