found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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