God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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