their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i now understand why vodka
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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