you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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