Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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