Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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