it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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