i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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