i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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