I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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