I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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