Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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