Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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