she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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