Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The feeling are messing with the penis
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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