It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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