Christians are straight up FREAKS
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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