Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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