i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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