4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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