Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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