i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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