TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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