she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
