i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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