I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Boobs are out for the taking
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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